• person:do u want to hang out
  • me:i have to ask my mom
  • me:*doesn't ask her*
  • me:she said no

Korean & International Fans' Reaction To Their Bias
  • Korean fans:OMFG IT'S OPPA!!! OPPA LOOK OVER HERE LOOK AT MY CAMERA OPPA LET ME TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OPPA HERE LET ME SMOTHER YOU WITH MY BODY EVEN THOUGH I CAN TELL THAT YOU'RE ALREADY EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OPPA
  • Bias:I'M UNCOMFORTABLE THIS ISN'T OKAY
  • Korean fans:DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE JUST LOOK AT MY CAMERA AND SMILE SO THAT I CAN UPLOAD PICTURES TO MY FANSITES
  • Bias:BUT -
  • Korean fans:CAN YOU FEEL MY BREASTS ON YOUR BODY OPPA CAN YOU FEEL THEM
  • Bias:...
  • and then there's the international fans...
  • International fans:*whispers* It's oppa...
  • Bias:
  • International fans:*stays 20 feet away from bias*
  • International fans:*admires from afar*
  • Bias:
  • Bias:Why are you guys so far away...?
  • International fans:
  • Bias:*takes a step closer*
  • International fans:*gasps and steps back*
  • Bias:Come closer!
  • International fans:
  • International fans:I-is it...is it okay...? Is it okay for us to come closer?
  • Bias:yes...?
  • International fans:*slowly walks over to bias while sobbing quietly*


Onew cutie ▽`)


pattinsin:

i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear


itskpopfashion:

exceptence:

arystar:

blingostarr:

courtbo:

finishedby5am:

Wow.

The human body is fascinating

I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source. This is actually legit, guys.  This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something.  It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.

HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.

x

do you know how many people i’ve caught in a lie because i’ve used methods like this? it’s really great.

itskpopfashion:

exceptence:

arystar:

blingostarr:

courtbo:

finishedby5am:

Wow.

The human body is fascinating

I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.
I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source.

This is actually legit, guys.  This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something.  It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.

HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.

x

do you know how many people i’ve caught in a lie because i’ve used methods like this? it’s really great.



madokamami:

dont talk to me ill get attached to you and become jealous of anyone else who talks to you


basemental:

please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you


why do i stan u


8amba:

1280px:

Real-time weather reports

sassy fucks

8amba:

1280px:

Real-time weather reports

sassy fucks



maachikazama:

nowacking:

the-thought-emporium-imperial:

matsuike

Holy crap, these are gorgeous

I’ve always wished my life to be like this…


niggaimdeadass:

did u kno that cats do this while you’re asleep to check if you’re breathing? 
and if you’re not alive they will start eating you at that very moment 

niggaimdeadass:

did u kno that cats do this while you’re asleep to check if you’re breathing? 

and if you’re not alive they will start eating you at that very moment 


deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato